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« Reply #165 on: April 16, 2012, 03:13:26 PM »

Great ice breakers.
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« Reply #166 on: April 16, 2012, 03:13:38 PM »

And collectibles.
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« Reply #167 on: April 20, 2012, 07:23:41 AM »

Vandalism - A woman from
the 300 block of South Vita Avenue
reported on Tuesday at 9:15 a.m.
that someone had thrown a twig at
her house the previous night.

Suspicious behavior - A
woman in the 300 block of Henry
Street reported on Tuesday at 11
p.m. that there was a white man in
a white car with a white plastic bag over
his face and he had walked up her
neighbor's driveway. Police investigated
the incident but was unable to
locate the suspect.

Litter — At 6:48 p.m. on April
13 a man in the 500 block of East
Franklin Street said some kids threw
soil cans on his lawn

Suspicious — At 8:30 p.m. on
April 15 a man at the End of the
Trail Candy Shoppe, 928 E. Main
St., said a man had been sitting at
the bench outside the store for sixteen
hours and it was getting close to
closing time. Police had the man
move along.

Wind — At 8:28 a.m. on April
16 police were advised that there
is a tree lying across the road in
Waupun County Park on the Savage
Road side.


Bear in a Fence— Officers responded to a report
of a disturbance on Curtis Lake Lane.
A large black bear caught in a fence
separated a husband and wife.
Officers responded and the bear was
gone for the night when police arrived.
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« Reply #168 on: October 19, 2012, 06:12:49 AM »

Notes from Charlie

Just some odds and ends today.
I bought a new toothbrush
this week. I like and Oral-B, soft
bristle and when I found one
among hundreds in the rack I
grabbed it. I used a nail file and a
comb to try to unwrap the packaging
and when I finally freed it,
it the handle was so heavy. I read
the back of the paper and discovered
it contained a battery! I am
supposed to push a button and
it will whirl away and cleanse my
teeth miraculously, without my
have to manipulate manually.
WOW! I forgot to push the lower
button when I was finished and it
danced away in the cup I keep it
in. Ooops! What next?
Speaking of teeth I baked
a loaf of rye bread last Saturday.
It was crispy crusted and
chewy and I was enjoying it so
much until I found I had broken a
tooth and was masticating it with
the bread. Oh, the humiliation!!
Weekend, of course and I
had a giant hole in the front of
my small lower partial. I hid
in my apartment until Emilie
came on Sunday with super-glue
and carefully put it in place. I
was scared to chew. Who re-ally
knows how long super-glue
will last in one's mouth with hot
and cold, sweet and spicy? I got
into my dentist early on Tuesday
morning and he fixed me all up
by Wednesday afternoon so I no
longer had to hide. Jill said if we
had a tornado,
I'd be the one the TV would
interview, because they always
choose Charlies with missing teeth!
The time in seclusion gave me
a chance to work on my pictures
some. I have barely scratched the
surface, going through 5 photo
albums . I still have many more
to open and search. What is still
intact on Thursday will have to
wait. I am getting company and
since my guest room is now my
photo lab, the boxes must go
back under my bed until the spirit
strikes me again. One thing for
sure... all the slides will have to
wait until winter. Well, it keeps
me off the streets!
Chinatown had a record low of 71
degrees on Monday but it is moderating
and comfortable today.
Now that we have cooler weather,
I feel like baking, but I believe I'll
make something soft, like an acorn
pie!
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« Reply #169 on: October 19, 2012, 08:31:14 AM »

moderating and comfortable

That's wonderful!
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Anonymous
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« Reply #170 on: November 09, 2012, 07:14:02 AM »

NOW HIRING

TYSON FOODS is looking for individivals (no siamese) interested
in working in the food industry. Work will be varied but
all positions will require some lifting, bending, twisting,
carrying and slow reaching. Successful applicants must
have a stable work history, good attendance record
and are committed to working safety. All positions are
for 2nd and 3rd shift.


The openings are for LARGE SAUSAGE
STUFFER. SANITATION. and GENERAL LABOR.
A full job description will be available when applying.
Interested individuals need to APPLY IN PERSON at
the Mayberry County Workforce Development
Center, 87 Charlie Rd., Mayberry Falls. Limited applications
will be accepted MONDAY, NOVEMBER 11th
between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 3:00 p.m. on a
first come first serve basis.
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« Reply #171 on: December 20, 2012, 07:17:43 AM »

Corn load spills

A gravity box that flipped over
at County I and Marshal Road had
been removed before a deputy arrived
shortly after 11 a.m. on Dec.
17 and corn cobs had all been
pushed off the road, according to
the dispatch log.

Bob won't listen

A Mayberry woman reported to
deputies that her beagle/shepherd
mix dog had run off the day before.
She said the dog is brown and
black and has a blue collar and no
tags and is microchipped. She said
his name is "Bob" but he does not
answer to it very well.
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« Reply #172 on: May 01, 2015, 08:27:16 AM »

Mayberry Township Area (in square miles):98.8
Total Persons:594
Total Urban Persons:0
Total Rural Persons:0
Total Males:286
Total Females:308
Total White Persons:482
Total Black Persons:4
Total Native Americans:72
Total Asian: 0
Total Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander:1
Total Mixed Persons (2 or more races):35
Total Non-Hispanic Persons:587
Total Hispanic Persons:7
Persons Under 5 years:36
Persons 5 to 17 years:182
Persons 18 to 24 years:52
Persons 25 to 44 years:111
Persons 45 to 64 years:202
Persons 65 to 84 years:97
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Anonymous
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« Reply #173 on: May 01, 2015, 03:56:10 PM »

i'm likin' that male to female ratio

 Whatever
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Anonymous
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« Reply #174 on: May 01, 2015, 04:14:29 PM »

 The extra ladies are all 45 up.
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« Reply #175 on: May 01, 2015, 04:43:38 PM »

The extra ladies are all 45 up.

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« Reply #176 on: May 01, 2015, 05:26:22 PM »

I thought would clinch the deal.
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