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Author Topic: Mayberry Police Blotter  (Read 7468 times)
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« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2012, 06:25:51 AM »


• A 49-year-old rural Mayberry man
reported that someone mowed, baled
and hauled away hay from
his ridgetop that's in the CRP
program.

Theft — Gravel was re-
ported stolen in the 1700
block of Hunter Street.

• 12:48 a.m.: A 26-year-old
man complained that his
guardian was doing something
without his permission.
The complainant was informed
that this was not a police
matter.


• 9:42 a.m.: A 35-year-old woman
wished to speak with an officer
because another driver failed
to stop at a stop sign at the intersection
of Madison Avenue
and Nelson Street, and almost
hit her. She thought that some
bushes on one of the properties
interfered with the view at the
intersection but the officer determined
that there were no view
obstructions.

• 4:35 p.m.: The Department of
Public Works was contacted to remove
a tree branch that was
across the road in the area of
Riverside and Sinnissippi drives

• 4:32 p.m.:A 48-year-old woman
from the 500 block of Adams
Street reported that her neighbor
yelled at her and then called back
to say that the neighbors were
fighting between themselves.
Neither statement was true and
all parties were warned.

• 8:34 a.m.: Wood was reported
in the roadway at the Racine
Street bridge. The wood was removed
before officers arrived.

• 6:34 p.m. Giggling girl reports
fire in Illinois.

• 12:52 p.m. Caller is concerned
about man's bingo playing. Officer
will give her a call.

• 7:30 p.m. Bear siting near Orchard
Beach Cemetery.

• 4:41 am. Drunk guy who was
passed out at restaurant table
won't pay for his food. Officer
responded and guy, who'll be
going home by taxi, paid bill.

• 1:20 a.m. Woman who hasn't
been taking her medication
threw dirty diaper at person
who asked her to leave residence.
Officer responding, and
woman was told to leave and
not return.
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Anonymous
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« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2012, 06:33:16 AM »

• 7:30 p.m. Bear siting near Orchard
Beach Cemetery.

I misread this as "Bear sitting near Orchard Beach Cemetery," which I much preferred, and not only because "siting" for "sitting" is less distressing than "siting" for "sighting."
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Anonymous
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« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2012, 06:46:28 AM »

• 7:30 p.m. Bear siting near Orchard
Beach Cemetery.

I misread this as "Bear sitting near Orchard Beach Cemetery," which I much preferred, and not only because "siting" for "sitting" is less distressing than "siting" for "sighting."

I misread it the same way, until you just pointed it out! 

Maybe it was a prefabricated bear that someone installed near the cemetery?
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Anonymous
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« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2012, 06:50:00 AM »

• 7:30 p.m. Bear siting near Orchard
Beach Cemetery...

this is the time traveler that immediately popped into mind

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Anonymous
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« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2012, 06:52:13 AM »

Maybe it was a prefabricated bear that someone installed near the cemetery?

And it was reported because the people who put it there didn't have a permit?
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Anonymous
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« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2012, 06:52:47 AM »

• 7:30 p.m. Bear siting near Orchard
Beach Cemetery...

this is the time traveler that immediately popped into mind




If bears are time travelers, that would explain those creepy waving guys in that other thread.
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Anonymous
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« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2012, 07:02:20 AM »

Maybe it was a prefabricated bear that someone installed near the cemetery?

And it was reported because the people who put it there didn't have a permit?

I know, right?
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Anonymous
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« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2012, 07:14:59 AM »

Hey, that's one of those phrases someone thinks should go away forever.
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Anonymous
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« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2012, 07:38:49 AM »

Hey, that's one of those phrases someone thinks should go away forever.

Don't even get me started.
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Anonymous
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« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2012, 07:39:41 AM »

Hey, it is what it is.
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Anonymous
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« Reply #25 on: September 28, 2012, 07:44:49 AM »



I know, right?

Have we discussed this before?  Agreeing with someone, then immediately questioning your agreement with them?
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Anonymous
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« Reply #26 on: September 28, 2012, 08:49:41 AM »

To me, it always sounds as though the person is so insecure and eager to please that s/he needs to check to be sure that agreement is the desired response.
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Anonymous
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« Reply #27 on: September 28, 2012, 09:05:29 AM »

To me, it always sounds as though the person is so insecure and eager to please that s/he needs to check to be sure that agreement is the desired response.
Is it?
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Anonymous
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« Reply #28 on: September 28, 2012, 09:13:45 AM »

To me, it always sounds as though the person is so insecure and eager to please that s/he needs to check to be sure that agreement is the desired response.

I can see that now that you mention it (again?).  And it certainly applies to most of the people I hear using it.
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Anonymous
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« Reply #29 on: September 28, 2012, 09:28:06 AM »

To me, it always sounds as though the person is so insecure and eager to please that s/he needs to check to be sure that agreement is the desired response.
Is it?

I think you mean, "It is, right?"
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