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« Reply #195 on: January 10, 2017, 05:09:55 PM »

To which you owe an apology.
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« Reply #196 on: January 11, 2017, 12:10:19 PM »

To which you owe an apology.

I ain't aplogizin' to no cheese turds.
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« Reply #197 on: January 11, 2017, 01:23:46 PM »

Then eat them. Waste not, want not.
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« Reply #198 on: January 11, 2017, 07:51:54 PM »

Then eat them. Waste not, want not.

I prefer to stay in a constant state of want.

It's like tantric sex, only less retarded.
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« Reply #199 on: January 12, 2017, 01:48:54 PM »

I just ordered this:

4 1.75L bottles Smirnoff Vodka Red No. 21
1 750ml bottle Jelinek Gold Slivovitz Gold 10 Yr
6 1.75L bottles Everclear Grain Alcohol 190
1 1L bottle Braulio Liqueur Amaro Alpino
1 750ml bottle Cappelletti Amaro Sfumato Rabarbaro
1 750ml bottle Fernet Leopold Highland Amaro
1 750ml bottle R. Jelinek Liqueur Amaro
1 50ml bottle Peychaud's Aromatic Cocktail Bitters




My liquor arrived today. I have sampled everything but the Everclear and the vodka. Am a little drunk now. But I can report that the rabarbaro is as I expected (I like it, and, like the other I've tried, it reminds me of cocaine--as does, for that matter, the rhubarb root that I purchased for my liquor making). Braulio is good; quite refreshing (it's those alpine herbs). Of the two fernets, I prefer the Jelinek. The Leopold is fine but no more than a less intense Branca, so what's the point? Finally, when I tasted the slivovitz, I could instantly imagine the hangover that would result from overindulging in it. Since I mainly bought it, however, to make a particular kind of ice cream and for macerating fruit, it will be fine.

What about the Peychaud's bitters? I hear you cry. Well, here is the exciting story: My liquor vendor didn't have them, so I ordered some from Amazon. The package arrived today, but when I opened it, what did I find but a bottle of Regans' Orange Bitters No. 6! This made me weep bitter tears and curse the gods, especially when I noted that the packing slip specified that I was to have received Peychaud's. But fear not--there is a happy ending! The vendor will be sending me the correct bitters forthwith, and I get to keep the 10-ounce bottle of Regans' for free. Since I already have a small bottle--and two other kinds of orange bitters to boot--I am now have enough of the stuff to last me till I die, probably--especially when I make some of my own, which I know I'm going to do this year, despite my well-stocked bitters larder, because I'm buying organic oranges and so have peel galore.

P.S. In honor of my new acquisitions, I am now having an Old Timber:

    1 1/2 ounces (45ml) rye whiskey (I'm using Bulleit)
    1/4 ounce (7ml) Jelínek Czech-style fernet, Fernet Leopold, or Fernet Francisco (I'm using Jelinek)
    1/4 ounce (7ml) triple sec, such as Combier or Cointreau (I'm using Cointreau)
    Cinnamon stick and orange twist, for garnish

    Add rye, fernet, and triple sec to a mixing glass and fill with ice. Stir until well chilled, about 30 seconds. Add a large ice cube to a rocks glass and strain cocktail into glass. Garnish with cinnamon stick, express orange oils onto drink, and add twist to glass.

P.P.S. I just realized that you must all be dying to know about the ice cream I someday plan to make with slivovitz. Here is the recipe, a frozen take on the Guggle Muggle, which is an old Jewish cure-all:

    2 cups whole milk
    1 cup cream
    2 teaspoons grated ginger
    1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
    6 egg yolks
    1/2 cup strong honey
    Zest of 3 lemons
    3 tablespoons plus 1/4 cup brandy, divided (recommended: Slivovitz plum brandy)
    1/2 cup dried apricots, diced small
    1/2 cup candied ginger, diced small

    In a three-quart saucepan, combine milk, cream, ginger, and salt. Heat on medium-low, just below a simmer, for ten minutes.

    Meanwhile, whisk egg yolks and honey together in a medium bowl until thoroughly combined. After ten minutes, slowly add about 1/2 cup of dairy into yolk mixture, whisking constantly. Transfer whisked mixture back to saucepan, whisk to combine, and cook on medium-low heat until custard coats the back of a spoon and a finger swipe leaves a clean line. Pour through a fine-mesh sieve into an airtight container.

    Stir in lemon zest and 3 tablespoons brandy, then transfer to refrigerator to chill overnight. In separate containers, combine candied ginger with 2 tablespoons of brandy and apricots with another 2 tablespoons of brandy. Macerate overnight in refrigerator.

    The next day, churn ice cream according to manufacturer's instructions. In last minute of churning, slowly add soaked apricots, ginger, and any remaining brandy. Freeze for two to three hours before serving.

P.P.P.S. The Old Timber is quite tasty. I'll have to try it with the Leopold fernet sometime.
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« Reply #200 on: January 12, 2017, 01:50:08 PM »

P.P.P.P.S. The above is exactly the kind of post that I can be almost positive no one will read in its entirety. I quite like making those.
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« Reply #201 on: January 12, 2017, 05:40:37 PM »

My liquor arrived today. I have sampled everything but the Everclear and the vodka. Am a little drunk now. But I can report that the rabarbaro is as I expected (I like it, and, like the other I've tried, it reminds me of cocaine--as does, for that matter, the rhubarb root that I purchased for my liquor making). Braulio is good; quite refreshing (it's those alpine herbs). Of the two fernets, I prefer the Jelinek. The Leopold is fine but no more than a less intense Branca, so what's the point? Finally, when I tasted the slivovitz, I could instantly imagine the hangover that would result from overindulging in it. Since I mainly bought it, however, to make a particular kind of ice cream and for macerating fruit, it will be fine.

What about the Peychaud's bitters? I hear you cry. Well, here is the exciting story: My liquor vendor didn't have them, so I ordered some from Amazon. The package arrived today, but when I opened it, what did I find but a bottle of Regans' Orange Bitters No. 6! This made me weep bitter tears and curse the gods, especially when I noted that the packing slip specified that I was to have received Peychaud's. But fear not--there is a happy ending! The vendor will be sending me the correct bitters forthwith, and I get to keep the 10-ounce bottle of Regans' for free. Since I already have a small bottle--and two other kinds of orange bitters to boot--I am now have enough of the stuff to last me till I die, probably--especially when I make some of my own, which I know I'm going to do this year, despite my well-stocked bitters larder, because I'm buying organic oranges and so have peel galore.

P.S. In honor of my new acquisitions, I am now having an Old Timber:

    1 1/2 ounces (45ml) rye whiskey (I'm using Bulleit)
    1/4 ounce (7ml) Jelínek Czech-style fernet, Fernet Leopold, or Fernet Francisco (I'm using Jelinek)
    1/4 ounce (7ml) triple sec, such as Combier or Cointreau (I'm using Cointreau)
    Cinnamon stick and orange twist, for garnish

    Add rye, fernet, and triple sec to a mixing glass and fill with ice. Stir until well chilled, about 30 seconds. Add a large ice cube to a rocks glass and strain cocktail into glass. Garnish with cinnamon stick, express orange oils onto drink, and add twist to glass.

P.P.S. I just realized that you must all be dying to know about the ice cream I someday plan to make with slivovitz. Here is the recipe, a frozen take on the Guggle Muggle, which is an old Jewish cure-all:

    2 cups whole milk
    1 cup cream
    2 teaspoons grated ginger
    1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
    6 egg yolks
    1/2 cup strong honey
    Zest of 3 lemons
    3 tablespoons plus 1/4 cup brandy, divided (recommended: Slivovitz plum brandy)
    1/2 cup dried apricots, diced small
    1/2 cup candied ginger, diced small

    In a three-quart saucepan, combine milk, cream, ginger, and salt. Heat on medium-low, just below a simmer, for ten minutes.

    Meanwhile, whisk egg yolks and honey together in a medium bowl until thoroughly combined. After ten minutes, slowly add about 1/2 cup of dairy into yolk mixture, whisking constantly. Transfer whisked mixture back to saucepan, whisk to combine, and cook on medium-low heat until custard coats the back of a spoon and a finger swipe leaves a clean line. Pour through a fine-mesh sieve into an airtight container.

    Stir in lemon zest and 3 tablespoons brandy, then transfer to refrigerator to chill overnight. In separate containers, combine candied ginger with 2 tablespoons of brandy and apricots with another 2 tablespoons of brandy. Macerate overnight in refrigerator.

    The next day, churn ice cream according to manufacturer's instructions. In last minute of churning, slowly add soaked apricots, ginger, and any remaining brandy. Freeze for two to three hours before serving.

P.P.P.S. The Old Timber is quite tasty. I'll have to try it with the Leopold fernet sometime.
Candied ginger sounds interesting. I would also like to hear more about this rabarbaro stuff.
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« Reply #202 on: January 12, 2017, 06:19:03 PM »

Candied ginger is delicious and easy to make. I love candying things in general, though (some of the orange peel I'm accumulating is destined for that end).

Rabarbaro is a specific kind of amaro that is made with the root of the Chinese rhubarb plant. I hope someday to be able to make it myself but have yet to come close to the commercial stuff. Of course, I've only tried two of those: Zucca Rabarbaro, which is quite famous and very good, and this Sfumato Rabarbaro that I got today, which is also a fine drink.

If you ever get the chance, stick your nose in a bag of rhubarb root. The cocaine smell is inescapable. My sister agrees with me on this, so it must be true.
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« Reply #203 on: June 11, 2017, 05:00:47 PM »

Here's what you have to do to get hold of a Cuban sandwich when you live in the boondocks:

Day 1: Buy ingredients and start brining a pork shoulder
Day 2: Marinate the brined pork shoulder
Day 3: Roast the pork shoulder
Day 4: Make Cuban bread and then, finally, the sandwich

It better be good, that's all I can say.
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« Reply #204 on: June 11, 2017, 05:57:53 PM »

Here's what you have to do to get hold of a Cuban sandwich when you live in the boondocks:

Day 1: Buy ingredients and start brining a pork shoulder
Day 2: Marinate the brined pork shoulder
Day 3: Roast the pork shoulder
Day 4: Make Cuban bread and then, finally, the sandwich

It better be good, that's all I can say.
Need a garlic press to get it perfect.
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Anonymous
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« Reply #205 on: June 11, 2017, 08:14:48 PM »

Perhaps you mean a sandwich press?
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Anonymous
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« Reply #206 on: June 11, 2017, 10:46:16 PM »

Just remembered I'm having a root canal on Tuesday, so the sandwich'll have to wait a day or two.
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Anonymous
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« Reply #207 on: June 13, 2017, 04:46:57 AM »

Perhaps you mean a sandwich press?
That is what I meant, with garlic!
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Anonymous
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« Reply #208 on: June 13, 2017, 06:31:46 AM »

I have a Chinese bakery near me that makes the best Cuban samwiches.
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Anonymous
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« Reply #209 on: June 13, 2017, 05:19:16 PM »

I would happily go there for my sandwich instead of having to make the whole damn thing from scratch, but that's what I get for living where I live. And since I'd be suicidal if I had to live where Charlie lives, the trade-off seems reasonable.
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