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 on: Today at 02:12:11 PM 
Started by Anonymous - Last post by Anonymous
True. They are nice dogs. Need a lot of exercise, though, and they sometimes kill cats.

 2 
 on: Today at 01:54:58 PM 
Started by Anonymous - Last post by Anonymous
Boxers would be okay.

 3 
 on: Today at 12:41:43 PM 
Started by Anonymous - Last post by Anonymous
I found out yesterday that one of my aunts used to make all of her six children's clothes, underwear included.

Homemade undies would be alright with me.


 4 
 on: Today at 11:24:13 AM 
Started by Anonymous - Last post by Anonymous
I found out yesterday that one of my aunts used to make all of her six children's clothes, underwear included.

 5 
 on: Today at 06:19:31 AM 
Started by Anonymous - Last post by Anonymous
Amen.

 6 
 on: Today at 05:40:44 AM 
Started by Anonymous - Last post by Anonymous
I think you've found your true calling and should start soliciting clients forthwith.
and Hitherto.

 7 
 on: June 25, 2017, 08:07:38 PM 
Started by Anonymous - Last post by Anonymous
I think this place is as good as any to share a dream I had last night --

I was a "rent a corpse" for Orthodox Jewish funerals.

Basically (because Jews have to be buried very quickly) I would be a "surrogate corpse" for their grieving ceremonies, which could take place well after the burial.

So my job was to dress up as closely as possible to the deceased, and get shuffled around in a coffin.

It was actually a pretty good job.

Now here's the part you may find interesting: I know where two pieces of this dream came from. Actually, now I know where the third came from too, as I'm typing!

1. I was in the store yesterday, and saw a DVD for sale called: The Wedding Ringer.

2. I must have subconsciously thought of the film Dead Ringers and remember consciously thinking about the film The Wedding Singer.

3. I saw a FB post with Orthodox Jews in it yesterday as well.

How do you like that?

I think you've found your true calling and should start soliciting clients forthwith.

 8 
 on: June 25, 2017, 08:06:16 PM 
Started by Anonymous - Last post by Anonymous
Sounds like a conspiracy!

I think you're on to something there, Charles.

 9 
 on: June 25, 2017, 07:32:23 PM 
Started by Anonymous - Last post by Anonymous
I think this place is as good as any to share a dream I had last night --

I was a "rent a corpse" for Orthodox Jewish funerals.

Basically (because Jews have to be buried very quickly) I would be a "surrogate corpse" for their grieving ceremonies, which could take place well after the burial.

So my job was to dress up as closely as possible to the deceased, and get shuffled around in a coffin.

It was actually a pretty good job.

Now here's the part you may find interesting: I know where two pieces of this dream came from. Actually, now I know where the third came from too, as I'm typing!

1. I was in the store yesterday, and saw a DVD for sale called: The Wedding Ringer.

2. I must have subconsciously thought of the film Dead Ringers and remember consciously thinking about the film The Wedding Singer.

3. I saw a FB post with Orthodox Jews in it yesterday as well.

How do you like that?

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 on: June 25, 2017, 07:28:00 PM 
Started by Anonymous - Last post by Anonymous
Tomorrow my pa will have been dead for four years and my sister's dog will have been dead for a week.

Sounds like a conspiracy!

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